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Death Of War Metal Imminent!
For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has...
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Hipsters Discover That Black Metal Musicians Are Bad
Another scandal! Yes folks, for the fourth time in the past two or three weeks, hipster journalists and fake metal fans are shocked and appalled that a black metal musician has done something...
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/smr/ Sadistic Metal Reviews: Post Black Eulogy (Part 1)
[Join DMU editor Brock Dorsey on the first of a two part massacre of the soy metal sub genre that has bastaradized black metal beyond the belief! Also, this image is an actual cover from an actual...
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/smr/ Sadistic Metal Reviews – Post Black Metal Eulogy (Part 2)
In post black metal, we saw riffs being declared null and void in favor of atmosphere. Gone were the melodic harmonies of Iron Maiden and Dissection, the savage atonal decimation of Morbid Angel and...
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Thrift Store Alert! Judas Iscariot to Get the Re-Release Treatment
Of all of the bands and all of the musicians that have come out of retirement in attempt to cash in on their past, Judas Iscariot’s Akhenetan (Andrew Harris) has been one rare exception who has...
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/smr/ Sadistic Metal Reviews: Flavor of the Week Metal Pt 1: Black Metal
The ability to spot flavor of the week(/weak) trends in metal is a key element of elitism and will save you a load of embarrassment further down the road. Both death metal and black metal have seen...
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Sadistic Metal Reviews: Flavor of the Week Metal Pt 2: Death Metal
Last month we ran the first of a two part series on flavor of the week metal subgenres, focusing soley on black metal. The plan was to release a second edition a week later, but the Tulio Baars DDOS...
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#Metalgate: Former Agalloch Frontman Subject to Pillory from Media, Betrayal...
Guest article by Eugene Stryker The PC witch-hunt of the Leftist Indie/Mallcore Mafia continues ever on in its plaguing of the Metal scene throughout the 2010’s. No longer content to pillory some of...
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The essence of the hipster: irony
We know that hipsters served as the implement of tearing down metal because once you infiltrate a genre with consciously inauthentic people, it becomes easy to separate aesthetic from its cause, and...
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Mark David Chapman, American Hero
As the world continues to worship 1960s anti-heroes who lived egotistic lives while hiding behing altruism, the wisdom of Mark David Chapman continues to resonate long after he shot ex-Beatle John...
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